55 Reasons You Go To Hell

Laurranna and I came up with these. We got the idea while driving from Portland to Bend.

55 Reason You Go Hell  (in no particular order of significance)

#55 Wasting a passing lane.

#54 Excessive use of arrows (specifically referring to parking lots)

#53 Creating the default sleep mode on computers

#52 Non water-proof rain boots

#51 Not making funny faces in passing

#50 Voting Michael C off Project Runway

#49 Building high ceiling houses with no insulation

#48 Not forwarding your mailing address

#47 Responding to text messages with just “k”

#46 For being a cheery drive-thru window operator

#45 For being a grumpy drive-thru window operator

#44 Taking someone’s wet laundry out of the washer and leaving it there

#43 Inability to control your kids in stores (WINCO specifically)

#42 Correcting your grammar

#41 Said person (#42) making continuous unforgivable grammar mistakes

#40 Referring to inside jokes when there is obviously an ‘outsider’ present

#39 Thinking you sing well when everyone (including you) knows you don't

#38 Replacing the word style with ‘steez’ for dramatic gangsta effect

#37 Texting while talking to someone on the phone

#36 Living in Kansas

#35 Being a parent who thinks they know everything about their child’s whole world.

#34 Disagreeing that cuss words are sentence enhancers

#33 Being that person who sends sympathy cards

#32 Asking if someone is Okay, when it is clear that they are Not.

#31 Having Music ADD

#30 Having long engagements

#29 Wearing colored eye shadow over the age of 30

#28 Not being sarcastic

#27 Not sharing our same sense of humor

#26 Giggling over seemingly nothing

#25 Searching for compliments

#24 Purposefully making statements to direct the conversation towards the other person asking you a question you clearly want them to ask. (we will Never ask your question)

#23 Making excuses for something that is clearly non-excusable.

#22 Pushing your personal beliefs on someone

#21 Having a long signature at the end of an email

#20 Excessive facebook/twitter/social networking site updating

#19 Not understanding the hilarity of the gay disco dance party guy

#18 Scheduling impossible connections to make in airports

#17 Going the speed limit

#16 Brake checking (we know your brakes work, it's the gas pedal we are concerned about)

#15 Playing the passing game (ie going butt fuck slow while one-laned, then speeding up once the passing lane becomes available – refer to #55)

#14 Slowing the fuck down when there is just a fender bender-- it's not that interesting

#13 Being to chicken shit to pass a cop when he's clearly going 5 miles under the speed limit (just to fuck with you)

#12 Pecking the keyboard when typing

#11 Being a self-labeled musician (we can all play smoke on the water on guitar)

#10 Making fun of disabled people

#9 Not playing the “your team” game-- or getting butt hurt about it

#8 Not being able to laugh at yourself/ others around you/everything-- if it's funny LAUGH

#7 Not having to work for anything you have

#6 Condemning people to hell for having tattoos

#5 Informing said person with tattoos that it going to be on them for the rest of their lives (No shit, really?)

#4 Continuously using cliché’s/Excessive use of cliché’s

#3 Being someone more fortunate telling someone less fortunate that since they have to work for everything they will be better off in the end

#2 Being too seriously competitive

#1 Utilizing capcha's on your website (the gibberish poorly formed words and letters, that you have get right in order to continue to the next page—or whatever)