Western Movie Thursday

Here's a string of emails that started flying once I declared it Western Movies Thursday...

 From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:03 AM
To: Carlie Kennedy; Cheddar
Subject:

So whats for lunch?  Ya’lls look dang right pretty this morning.

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:07 AM
To: Male Colleague; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

Nice try, jack. Have you even seen us this morning?!

Lunch is Baja Freshness, in the form of burritos and rice and beans….

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:11 AM
To: Cheddar; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

YUM!!!  So my odds are good.  But I gotta remember: don’t count the odds, count the bodies.

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:11 AM
To: Male Colleague; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

These are the guys who usually hoover everything in sight…. But…. You will probably get at least a half of a burrito.

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:14 AM
To: Cheddar; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

If there’s a couple residents left hording food I’ll get them outta here.  “I’ve got two guns, one for each of ya”

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:15 AM
To: Male Colleague; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

I better have free tickets to the gun show. This I gotta see.

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:16 AM
To: Cheddar; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

That’s not a quote from a western!!!

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:27 AM
To: Male Colleague; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

Matt, if you say something like that to me again it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made you Texas brushpopper.

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:29 AM
To: Cheddar; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

You best keep looking over your should all the way out of town.  Coyotes fixing to be hungry tonight.

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:30 AM
To: Male Colleague; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't.

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:31 AM
To: Cheddar; Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

Haha, what movie is that from?

From: Cheddar
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:46 AM
To: Male Colleague
Cc: Carlie Kennedy
Subject: RE:

Ever hear of John Wayne?

"Well, I don't favor talkin' to vermin, but I'll talk to you just this once."

From: Carlie Kennedy
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 1:12 PM
To: Cheddar; Male Colleague
Subject: RE:

I found out what’s wrong with Matt – a whack on the head can make a man strange for many days. He’s studyin’ to be a half-wit.

From: Male Colleague
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 1:13 PM
To: Carlie Kennedy; Cheddar
Subject: RE:

 It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.  Yeah I just used it but it’s so fitting for you.

I'd say it was a successfully western day, thanks to Male Colleague for going all out!

Y'all come back now ya hear?