Me: Am I standing awkwardly? I feel like I'm standing awkward. Do I look awkward?
Lauranna: I know I'M standing awkward. And you're always awkward so yes.
Me: What's taking them so long?
Laurrana: IDK they probably had to pee really bad. And they're probably hungover.
Me: Jealzzzz (that's rap for jealous)
(Nice strange man enters conversation)
Strange Man: Are you guys waiting for the 8:10 flight?
Me: No we're waiting for flight 864.
(Strange man stares, Laurranna laughs)
Laurranna: He meant the flight that lands at 8:10, from Maui.
Me: Oooohhhh...yeah we're waiting for our people.
Strange Man: Yeah I'm waiting for my people too.
Laurrana: They're probably still taxiing.
Me: Probably. And as soon as the seat belt sign goes off all the asshole passengers are going to stand up at once to try to get their luggage out from overhead thinking the faster they stand up, the faster they exit the plane. Idiots. I hate those people. I just keep sitting there until everyone in front of me starts filing out. THEN i stand up. And my favorite thing is when I have the isle seat and the window seat person is one of the assholes that stands up right away...ohh yeah. I just keep sitting there reading my book as they stand all hunched over trying to hint at me to move. Yep. I'm THAT person.
Laurrana: Here comes our people!
Strange man: I'll go over here so I don't interrupt the reunion with your people.
Adam and I are THAT person too. I always wait. Always. I'd rather wait, then try to fight my way through a sea of douches. What's the hurry? If it takes me 5 extra minutes to get off of a plane relatively stress-free, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather wait THAN ... not thEn. Does mean I'm tard?
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